i permit you to call me
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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