what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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