what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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