...so i touched it.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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