Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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