think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My feet surprised me
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