I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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