i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
it's great music for shaving your balls
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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