Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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