Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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