can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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