Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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