HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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