i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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