If that was your dad, he is hot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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