Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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