Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
sex in a hospital.. check
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
