Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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