we have officially lost it.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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