I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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