i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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