Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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