why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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