I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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