he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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