i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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