Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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