Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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