That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
