I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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