dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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