I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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