I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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