Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We’re leaving where are you
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