i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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