what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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