take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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