google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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