found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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