sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I CAN MOONWALK!
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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