My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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