He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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