Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
tell me about the fingering
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