I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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