Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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