Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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