Don't you send me to vm
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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