I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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