Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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