pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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