love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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