it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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