Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
