So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
another moral hangover. fuck.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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